Let's face it - bad things happen to all of us, right? So we may as well laugh about it. You're going to read some really messed up stuff on these cards, and then rank them according to how horrible they are. Is a 3rd degree sunburn better or worse than seeing your father naked? Is it worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Rank the card, and if our Misery Index agrees with you, you get to keep it. Correctly rank 10 cards and you win.